On the Fourth/Fifth day of Christmas, a marshal served on me! Nothing. Days four and five are Saturday and Sunday, respectively, and I don’t know any marshals who are willing to effect service on weekends (if you know of any, please let me know!).
Instead, I spent the morning playing video games while my girlfriend thought I was writing this (love you, babe!) Tune in tomorrow to hear an exaggerated tale of how your dog could cost you your home this holiday!
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